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Please answer these questions: Are you a robot? Are you a dentist?… 
16th-Feb-2009 02:17 pm
Please answer these questions:

Are you a robot?

Are you a dentist?

Could you find Cape Town on a map?

Would you like a cough drop?

What kind of spider is that crawling on your shoulder?

What is the word?
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16th-Feb-2009 07:35 pm (UTC)
Are you a robot? Negative. Unit 9X75 is not a robot.

Are you a dentist? Only late at night, with the lights out.

Could you find Cape Town on a map? What kind of map?

Would you like a cough drop? Depends on the flavor.

What kind of spider is that crawling on your shoulder? The specter of my past kind.

What is the word? Grease.
16th-Feb-2009 07:54 pm (UTC)
No.

No.

Yes, it's on the corner of Africa.

*cough* Yes.

What spider?

Wrong.
16th-Feb-2009 09:05 pm (UTC)
Robot: Your security clearance is not high enough to divulge the answer.

Dentist: If removing teeth with rusty pliers to make people talk counts as a Dentist, then ye... *ERROR* Your security clearance is not high enough to divulge the answer.

Cape Town: Where the ladies sing their song? Oh, wait, that's Camp Town. Nevermind!

Cough Drop: Negative. Who knows where that thing has been?

Spider: Oh, her? That's just Rosie the Tarantula from the Butterfly Pavilion in Denver!

Word: Herbert

Edited at 2009-02-17 01:44 am (UTC)
16th-Feb-2009 09:16 pm (UTC)
No
No
No
Yes
None
the Bird
17th-Feb-2009 12:59 am (UTC)
No, no, yes, no, a Theraphosa apophysis, THUNDERBIRD!
17th-Feb-2009 02:44 am (UTC)
Okay.

Not currently.

No, but I should see one.

If I had a map, yes, but we all know how so many people around the world don't have maps, so I donated all mine.

No, thank you.

An imaginary one, the size of a grapefruit, with long hair and a handlebar moustache, whispering strange ideas for comics in my ear. In Italian.

Bird.
(I was gonna link to that Family Guy ep on Hulu, but apparently the jerks took it down?)
17th-Feb-2009 02:49 am (UTC)
Please answer these questions:

Are you a robot? - That information is.. classified

Are you a dentist? - No, I know this guy that chromed all my teeth for me.

Could you find Cape Town on a map? No, it is too big to fit on a map

Would you like a cough drop? No, I'd prefer to remain standing

What kind of spider is that crawling on your shoulder? That's not... a spider

What is the word? Don't you know about the bird?
17th-Feb-2009 05:47 am (UTC)
Are you a robot?

No.

Are you a dentist?

No.

Could you find Cape Town on a map?

It depends on the map.

Would you like a cough drop?

Three days ago, I would have said "yes." Right now, I'm saying "no."

What kind of spider is that crawling on your shoulder?

The imaginary one.

What is the word?

Avivorus
17th-Feb-2009 10:41 am (UTC)
Please answer these questions:
What queries are you referring to?

Are you a robot?
Negative. I'm not a transhumanist, either,and unlike them I am not looking forward to becoming one.

Are you a dentist?
No. Why, do you need a root canal? Ever tried to dynamite?

Could you find Cape Town on a map?
Yes and I have done that several times.

Would you like a cough drop?
...i'd have to ask what it's made of....

What kind of spider is that crawling on your shoulder?
Never mind that, the one that is knitting mandelbrot sets out of your facial hair is the problem.

What is the word?
Are you referring to the western or eastern variant of the particular avian?
17th-Feb-2009 03:05 pm (UTC)
no, bird, yes, no, no, an invisible one.... in no particular order.
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